March 2012
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February 2012
311 posts
aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re...
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
I wish everyone on Tumblr could pitch in like $5,...
shitbloggerssay:
…can we?
